The Financial system is in dire straights. The Euro is close to collapse. The British State is Trillions of pounds in debt. People are being made unemployed. The cost of living is going up daily, with peoples ability to pay for the basics decreasing faster than snow of a a dyke during a rapid thaw. The news tells of people putting their homes at risk to pay for Christmas,while shops complain of awful trading figures.
What’s It all about? It’s the economy stupid! Well would you credit it?
How long have we been listening to all this tosh on a daily basis for now? The press and media banging on about it constantly. Politicians, Financiers,Economists, Bankers all giving their expert inexpert views.
It is a world wide plague with blame being shuffled around like a game of pass the parcel!
Gordon Brown and Labour proclaimed loudly that they had put an end to Boom and Bust. Well they got it half right at least, they got rid of Boom and we are all Bust!
When the Big Bust came, Labour and Broonie declared that he had saved the World! Only for Lex Luther, in the guise of his darling chancellor, put a dodd of kryptonite down the one eyed superman’s underpants, by declaring we were truly neck deep in the brown smelly stuff, and would be creating cuts faster, and deeper, than Maggie Scissorhands Thatcher could only have had wet dreams about!
In reality, Broonie with his light touch regulation over the banks, letting a bunch of criminally insane compulsive gamblers run riot in a casino, with unlimited monopoly money,coupled with the American Cowboys even bigger consortium’s, had stuffed it all up for everyone.
Exit Broonie after leaving his microphone down his back passage live on t.v
Enter Dim and Dimmer and a whole pack of over privileged sadomasochistic millionaire lunatics. Squeal you Serfs for you shall feel pain! Papa always said a good caning for the peasants was character building,and very enjoyable to watch. Pass the muffin and champers will you,good chap.
Meanwhile the contagion from the original Mad Cows disease has spread throughout Europe and Worldwide. The only ones still living in a world of milk and honey are …..The Financial Gamblers who are now betting on which country they can bring down next!
Back in the You Ok- Im Ok
The public service Trade Unions have gone on strike, The bad boys are raiding their pension funds!
Broonies lot are now in opposition, and being led by an odd looking millipede with a strange speech defect. Will these champagne socialists stand up for the working people, and support the strike action? In the words of the footballing God Kenny Dalgliesh..Mibbes Aye and Mibbes Naw.
Yes chaps we understand you might strike,but we really would rather you didn’t.
Labour Leadership candidates in the Northern region outpost decide to take the day off work, but only because they need the Unions support, for their elevation to head millipede bum wiper in Scotland.
It is all down to the Scots and Welsh Nats to raise opposition to the governments smash and grab, so they raise a motion against it! Would you believe it…Millipede and Co don’t want to know and vote against the workers!! It is just as well the Union leaders are paid more than Mps these days, or there might have been trouble.
But carry on chaps, credit where credit is due. In this season of goodwill I will make my £9.64 a day which I live on, stretch a little further and send £10 to a food bank for people less fortunate than myself with a family to feed, and that is all thanks to you lovely people in Westminster. On Christmas day I will think kindly of the Camerons,Cleggs and Millibands,Blairs and Browns of this world, and wish you all well. And may the Goodwins of this world have a happy super injunction too.
What price Freedom when we have such bounteous benefits,kindness and egalitarian good will heaped upon us by our elected benefactors.
We live in a State which could not be bettered in a Dickensian Christmas Carol.