Comedy from the Political Fringe

There are far more weightier and Important matters at foot in Scotland today, so the following comment will be brief.

I watched and listened yesterday to Interventions Into the Independence date with a sense of disbelief at some of the comedy served up to us.By the end of last night I was laughing my socks off.

So just a quick recap of these comedians today as an Interlude from the serious and historic events of the Scottish parliament.

First up: Paxman
The pompous Ass that is known as Jeremy Paxman excelled himself in a comedic interview with Alex Salmond last night. He left Alex stunned and aghast and quite taken aback, by this Comedy turns attempt at a serious interview. It was a parody of a political interview of quite astounding brilliance. Rory Bremner has found his new comedy writer. Watch out for this lad Paxman, he will do well at the Edinburgh Fringe.
Scotland is Zimbabwe, Alex Salmond leads a One Party Dictatorship,and plays Robert Mugabe. Trains are to be loaded with British Gold and sent in convoy to Scotland,only they are empty.We all know Brown sold it all! And the best one of the night, left till last…The BBC is a Charity!
The last gag floundered somewhat, because its true, we all donate to it, and it spends most of its income in England. The remnant is used to support out of work Labour political sorts in Scotland, and keep them from the poorhouse.
But overall a flawless performance By Paxman as he endeavours to be taken as seriously as Clarkson.
Alex Salmond left the studio in awe of the great man, and his success of making Ladbrokes slash the odds against Scottish Independence in the following half hour.

This commentator was left crying out ‘More More’ and I am sure I will not be disappointed. Paxman is a Star in the making.

Earlier in the day we had a theatrical performance In the House of Lords by the Earl of Caithness.
I was unsure if what sort of performance this belted Earl would put up, as he looked like an extra straight from the set of, a League of Gentlemen, and the fact that he was a complete unknown to me, being a bit part extra. However he was not to disappoint.
With Spoof gravitas he delivered his lines impeccably. A major part in a Mike Myers production as comic master villain, surely is but a phone call away.

His devious Master Plan unfolded before our very eyes.
If Scoland voted Yes to Indpendence, then the Northern Isles of Orkney and Shetland must be allowed to be partioned to rUK so that rUk can have the Oil, and much of the North Seas Renawable resources.

The Evil plan continued, with rUK retaining a big Rock in the Atlantic called Rockall, popultion 1000’s of Sea Birds. thus ensuring that rUK had All the Massive Oil Developments of the Atlantic too.
He disappointed however, in that he didn’t manage the Evil Laugh, and failed to deliver the lines ‘I have a cunning plan for Oil Domination’ , so I have to regretfully mark him down on that score.

The Cunning Evil Plan fails, as is only right in these spoof villainous parts, because of simple little errors.
To annex the Northern Isles as part of rUKs territorial waters in relation to an Independent Scotlands territorial waters, reduces the Northern Isles to a 12 mile limit….And All the Major Oil Fields remain in Scotlands possession.
And in trying to lay claim to Rockall, part of the Western Isles and postcoded to Harris, would create an International Incident by invading The Crofters of these Isles, who still have a bloomin large Rocket Range to fire at any nasty Super Powers invading this Country, and rightly furious that they weren’t allowed the possibility of Autonomy like the Northern Isles. Hell hath no fury like an Islander seeing anyone trying to deprive him of his powerful liquids!

Of course neither performance merits much more than a light distraction from serious events, but they were both welcome in their different ways.

And seeing as its Burns Day today. Let me quote the man himself.

Ye see yon birkie, ca’d a lord,
Wha struts, an’ stares, an’ a’ that;
Tho’ hundreds worship at his word,
He’s but a coof for a’ that:
For a’ that, an’ a’ that,
His ribband, star, an’ a’ that:
The man o’ independent mind
He looks an’ laughs at a’ that.

A prince can mak a belted knight,
A marquis, duke, an’ a’ that;
But an honest man’s abon his might,
Gude faith, he maunna fa’ that!
For a’ that, an’ a’ that,
Their dignities an’ a’ that;
The pith o’ sense, an’ pride o’ worth,
Are higher rank than a’ that.

About auldacquaintance

I am not a member of any political party. I am however a strong supporter of Scots Independence. Any views which I express in this Blog are purely my own. This Blog intends to be a place where I will be putting my views on Scots Independence. It will primarily concern itself with the upcoming Referendum In Scotland. However It will also be somewhat diverse in the range of day to day issues which are evident to me in modern day Scotland. Not all of it will be political, and indeed may take me off into avenues I am not even aware of yet. Please come and join in on this journey, and any comments are welcome provided they are not abusive! All the best from a new acquaintance! Rod
This entry was posted in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.

2 Responses to Comedy from the Political Fringe

  1. Linda says:

    I can’t watch Paxman. He is an arrogant @*!#. I can see the similarity to Clarkson since they’re both a pair of anti-Scottish, pompous windbags, and that’s me being polite! I read today that SNP membership has increased because of Paxman’s antics. As for the oil fiasco, isn’t it about time Westminster admitted that’s one of the very few reasons Scotland is any good to them? So much for the “journalists” in the mainstream media reporting that the oil isn’t in Scottish waters, it is supposedly in International waters, yet some unelected Tory peer is talking about partitioning the Northern Isles in order to keep it within the UK! The plot thickens…

    • Westminster admitting anything is an achievement, Linda.
      There is a lot more that Scotland contributes than just Oil, but it is a major factor why they would be sunk without us. This will not be a pretty campaign over the next couple of years, so we best start developing thick skins! 🙂

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s