A Scary Story
Let us spread our Scary Stories
let us spread our joyful words
Let us Labour,be we Tories
for all your horrors must be heard
With all our faithful friends
We shall broadcast them
Every hour of every day
You shall read them in all our papers
and in our news, for you today
We shall do our best
So you may see us
as the benefactors
of your kind
We’ll make All Hallows eve
last all year round for you
With our tricks and treats
We will blow your minds
With our Horror tales
We’ll thrill,then frighten you
We’ll have you cowering
underneath your beds
So scared to look
at how we’re deceiving you
You’ll still hang on
to every lie we’ve said
You are such children
But we still Love you
You amuse us,with all your ways
You say your leaving home
You’ve packed your bags today
Let us pack your lunch
before your teeth decay
Now settle down
You’ve had your tantrum
And We’ll pack you off to bed
But if your not good
We’ve yet more ghost stories
Of these Bogey men
we’re planting in your heads
Rod Macfarlane
Auld Acquaintance 