UK OK

It’s got to be UK Ok!
It’s Better Together, They say
And there is no better way
Than living in the UK today

Austerity measures are a Buzz
So what’s all your fuss?
Just get on your bus
As in the Jack you must trust

We are all UK today
We demand you must stay
And You must not go away
Or your hopes we will slay

Be the Beggars on our streets
And good friends you will meet
These Boys dressed in Blue
Will all sure talk to you!

We’ve a place you can go
Such is the Love that we show
Just step up and sign
To join the growing Dole line

Better to be UK today
Now heed the words that we say
you’ve too many beds for your rent
Food Banks for the welfare not spent

It’s all such a joy
this grand austerity ploy
LavaTory jokes at their best
Such Expenses at your behest.

So what If you’re poor?
We are sure you’ll endure
And we will weep if you die
Ha…You bought another Lie!

Rod Macfarlane