Vote NO to Independence

I’m voting NO to Independence
Why would one ever want the choice?
Why ever vote for a government
That allows its people to have a voice?
I’m voting NO to independence
For Austerity is a must!
I vote for Queen and country
For in her highness I will trust
We would have no open borders
and foreigners we would be
just like these foreign benefit scroungers
bringing our nation to its knees
But first lets close a loophole
with these Irish people in our way
we must get these border guards up
Let none of these Irish come to stay
If you should vote for Independence
remaining in Europe is a doubt
we will have our Euro referendum
then we shall clamour to get out
Now lets hold to nuclear weapons
defence against a terrorist strike
when a lone jihadist comes calling
with his backpack of gelignite
As for oil? its always running out
and best for London to command
you would only waste its revenues
while our economies doing grand
We must keep our union jack up
for its a very pretty thing
red, white and blues our colours
and such world peace it does bring
Are you a catholic or a protestant?
are you orange or are you green?
Is such terribly vital information
which keep their adherents quite serene
I have so many important nonsense questions
So listen well to my spread of uncertainty
It all makes sense, You know it!
Let us be proud, and not be Free.

Rod MacFarlane