(Kezias Labour and Ruths Torys joined together in Union)
Kezias Labour is Red
Ruths Torys are Blue
We both Love you Scotland
So we want to Fuk U
It is St Valentines day, so in the spirit of Love and togetherness both Ruth and Kezia hot footed it to London yesterday to make speeches about how much they loved Scotland so much that under no circumstances should they be attending to their constituents needs 350 miles away, but should address them all from the real seat of power in London.
Joined at the hip they were once more in the spirit of Bitter Togetherness.
Oh Scotland we Love you!
But only as long as you do what our masters want.
Don’t be daft..you seriously do not want another referendum!
These nasty Nats are full of grievance and complaint, you don’t want to get into bed with them…
They will drive you into penury and separation if you let them get their way.
Let us truly Fuk U instead!
No…. I am not using sweary words today…. This is a true representation of what they were saying.
Fuk U is short hand for Kezias wheeze about having having a Federal UK Union.
Here is a taster of what they both said:
First up Kezia..
Kezia called for a radical reshaping of the UK into a federal state with Scotland
taking control over fisheries, farming and social rights now covered by EU laws.
She said the UK needed “a new political settlement” to prevent it splitting apart over Brexit and to tackle an erratic and uneven distribution of power between its regions and nations.
It would be underpinned by a new act of union designed for a post-Brexit era, to replace the treaty signed by England and Scotland that unified their parliaments 300 years ago.
This new structure would be designed in part by a new “people’s constitutional convention” of civic and political groups that would mimic the Scottish civic convention that helped frame the 1999 devolution settlement, which led to the creation of the Scottish parliament.
“This would mean a radical reshaping of our country along federal lines where every component part of the United Kingdom – Scotland Wales, Northern Ireland and the English regions – take more responsibility for what happens in their own communities, but where we still maintain the protection of being part of a greater whole as the UK,”
I could go on…..but we have heard it all before,It is the VOW reborn… and I can’t put it better than Linda Fabiani
“Labour has been promising a supercharged, powerhouse, federalism-max for years – and consistently failing to deliver it. In fact it was Labour politicians that specifically blocked the powers over the minimum wage they are now asking for,”
“Kezia Dugdale is always quick to accuse others of obsessing over the constitution, but Scottish Labour’s default answer to bad polling numbers is to promise powers that they don’t deliver. Billions of years from now I half expect Labour politicians to be staring into the dying sun calling for a constitutional convention.”
Ruth on the other hand was back on War footing, using words of violence to stir up the worst of her Knuckle dragging supporters..
She accused the SNP of copying the tactics of the leave campaign and seeking to “weaponise Brexit”and claimed nationalists were “cranking up the grievance machine in an attempt to push people towards the exit door” after the vote for Britain to leave the EU.
Davidson said the vote to leave the EU had weakened the case for Scotland leaving the UK.
Citing Scottish government figures showing exports from Scotland to the UK are worth four times those to the EU (£49.8bn compared with £12.3bn), she said voting for independence in response to Brexit would be akin to “stubbing your toe to then amputate your foot”.
“If everyone in Scotland agrees that free trade with Europe is important – and we do – it is literally impossible to deny that trade with the rest of the UK matters four times as much,” she said.
“But rather than accept that logic, the same old nationalist contortions are applied. It is already cranking up the grievance machine in an attempt to push people towards the exit door.”
Of course this nonsense of you must choose who you trade with is utter nonsense from the Torys…and their Scottish Office have been bumping out this garbage for weeks now.
The UK according to Theresa May wants to trade with the EU and the rest of the world, are they seriously expecting that out of spite they would not trade with an Independent Scotland which they export to, more than Scotland does to them,and is their biggest market.
The EU which Theresa May keeps spitting the line out about Scotland wouldn’t be part of, are making it increasingly clear that they want Scotland to remain.
The European Parliament’s chief Brexit negotiator has said that Europe “cannot afford” to lose Scotland.
Mr Verhofstadt said: “Europe hasn’t forgotten that a large majority of the Scottish people voted to remain. “We need the Scottish people and their firm European beliefs. Scotland has shaped European civilisation, through iconic figures such as David Hume, Alexander Fleming and Adam Smith and does so today by being at the forefront of defining and strengthening European values. “We cannot afford to lose that.”
So there we have it for this St Valentines day… Love is all around.
The toxic abusive controlling spiteful love of the Unionists and the grateful appreciative love for Scotland from Europe and the rest of the World.
Happy Valentines Day.