Oh to see Spitting Image back on our screens again today and see them depict the Yoonionist Yoonatics for what they are.
The madness and MAYhem of 2016 has no signs of abating in 2017. In fact by all intents and purposes the MadYoons disease seems to be getting worse rather than Better. But at least they can say that they are Better Together, or Together Stronger, or Better Stronger Together, or any combination they choose of their Yoonified Madness.
We have had May and her cabinet spending 90% of their time discussing how to stop Scotland from demanding another independence referendum rather than focus on the pigs ear of Brexit negotiations which they are hell bent on. No doubt when Theresa May comes up to Scotland this week to the Conservative and Yoonionist bash she will be spouting out how bad the SNP are and how Scotland should not ask for another Independence referendum but are better jumping off a Brexit Cliff.
Meanwhile Ruth the Mooth will be bombastically using her war metaphors and grinning like a Cheshire Cat while indicating that she is a good fluffy Tory with Scotlands best Interests at heart.
Fluffy Mundell will be his usual fluffy useless self and will be left counting the staples in the office and coming up with new tourist brochure ideas.
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Meanwhile Corbyn dropped everything, including Labours safe seat in Cumbria to hot foot it North along with Londons Mayor to support motor mouth Kez in her wee get together in Perth to tell us….SNP Bad…. but not before leaving instructions for the Labour Lords debating the Brexit Exit Bill to not oppose the Conservatives as usual, otherwise they would get whipped in that Kinky Westminster style they have.
Mayor Khan did his Suzie Quatro act of Khan the Khan ….OOOO racist!!!!
To tell all Independence minded Scots that we were ALL racist by demanding Independence. How very dare we!
Funny how this card was never used when India and all the other former British Commonwealth colonies were accused of divisive racism when they sought their Independence.
Strange how it seems that a Better Together campaigner then immediately got print space in the Guardian to tell us how racist we Scots have always been and how dare we complain about Khans charge….She after all was a Black Stirling Uni PHD student studying racism and knew Better how Bitter and Racist we Scots are.
Then she disappeared off twitter once she was found out to be a long standing Better Together campaigner. No doubt claiming us of hounding her by our outrage at her outrageous comments
Bad Bad Bad Divisive Scots!
Kezia meanwhile comes up with her totally Autonomous Party wheeze of resurrecting Gordon Browns You can’t believe its not Federalism Vow!
Labour will have a Convention she says… Labour will introduce a Federal Scotland which is far better than stupid Independence..
Only a couple of things that she forgot, other than we aint about to be taken in by that nonsense again. Jeremy her Boss doesn’t support federalism. Labour would actually need to be in power to stand a chance of making it happen. And crucially….England needs to vote for it!!
Here is oor motor mouth kez getting asked nicely about her wheeze on Sunday Politics.. I am sure you will agree she makes perfect sense….If you can work out what on earth she is actually saying in her carefully crafted argument.
On second thoughts…who needs Spitting Image when we have Real Life Spitting Yoonatics.
Auld Acquaintance 
Aye I watched her she just cant help answering the question she wanted and not the one asked.I feel pity for her even though I know that this is her own doing.Perhaps she wont last past May,and perhaps May wont last either.