The past week has seen ever more remarkably boorish and desperate attempts by the Bitter Together Bunch to find Fault with Alex Salmond and the party of Scottish Government, the SNP. They have failed miserably, despite all their Best/Worst efforts, and the ever willing support of their tame media.
Even so, despite being made to look even more incompetent by their own efforts,and having failed to find the Fault they have so desperately been seeking, they still persist in digging for that all elusive Fault.
There is a common saying..If you find yourself buried deep in a hole of your own making..Stop digging.
Unfortunately for them, and fortunately for Independence campaigners, they just cannot help themselves..Their Bitterness blinds and Binds them together.And so they are oblivious that they are digging themselves into oblivion.
However it may well be, that having failed to prove fault, they actually think that there is a hard core of Independence supporters, known by the collective term ” Separatists” who are actively seeking Separation.
And they are so scared of these Separatists that they continually refer to them at all times. The word Independence never ever passes their lips, therefore it must be of little importance to them,when compared to actual separation..Or…It is so terrifying that even the act of Separation is infinitely preferable.
It does make me wonder though, how these seemingly exceedingly foolish bitter people think that these separatists will succeed in actually achieving this act of separation?
Or are these Bitter people more intelligent than I am giving them credit for, and they do know of some dastardly secret plan that the separatists have cooked up?
I think perhaps In my research I have struck the Gold of Separation…I know how it can be achieved, but I don’t know that we quite have the money, the resources, the people, for such a gigantic task?
I really do fear that the Separatists have bitten off more than they can chew.
I cannot for one moment contemplate, that they are Big enough, clever enough, wealthy enough,or knowledgeable enough, to achieve such a monumental task. Never in a Million years will they achieve it. Although I salute their endeavour, their enthusiasm, and in the words of the Blessed Sainted George Galloway, their courage, strength and indefatigability.
So I must reluctantly agree with the Church of the Unifying Bitterness disciples…Attempting Separation,is the utmost in foolishness,and they should stop their attempts right now, because the results could be truly catastrophic on a world wide scale. Indeed the potential knock on results of somehow achieving this act of Separation, could ultimately destroy all Life on this planet, and is far too horrendous to even contemplate! Catastrophic is too small a word for it…Separation could be Apocalyptic.
I have it on good authority, from one my moles in the Bitter Together Camp, that they have discovered the dastardly plan of a certain Dr Evil,aka Alex Salmond. He has instructed a crack battalion of Ninja Teuchter Assassins to achieve the Separation, by capturing, and placing the Nuclear warheads from the Trident fleet, directly into the Iapetus Fault, which runs remarkably close to Hadrians wall, and thus reopening the Iapetus Sea, and thereby achieving Separation between Scotland and England for the first time in 500 million years.
No wonder they are so excised with Separation, Independence at only just over 300 years old, is small beer in comparison to once again detaching Scotland from the rest of Britain.
Dr Evil, aka Alex Salmond will no doubt completely refuse to confirm or deny that such a plan exists, on the grounds of the Ministerial Code…But rest assured, there is no smoke without fire.. but even if there is no smoke, it will duly be manufactured and then spread like a fog by their pet media Bellows..Newsnight Scotland and BBC Reporting Pandas.
Any subsequent denials by Dr Evil/Alex Salmond will only serve as proof positive that the man and his Dalek acolytes are all Blatant Liars and Hell Bent on World Destruction..
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